I’m already traveling too much. How can I tell? I’ve actually started to turn down complimentary cranberry juice on the plane! I never understood how people could do that. Now I do.
Don’t worry, though, I’ll still get enough to be billed as “the healthiest urinary tract in education… Michael Geisen!”
I just fear that it will be like my freshman year at college when I vowed to eat Lucky Charms every morning for breakfast due to my impoverished upbringing on non-sugar cereals. I only lasted a week and a half. Hardly touched ‘em since.
(In case you're unfamiliar with what the heck I'm even talking about, here's 35 seconds of science animation to explain.)