Seattle, WA
I’m already traveling too much. How can I tell? I’ve actually started to turn down complimentary cranberry juice on the plane! I never understood how people could do that. Now I do.
Don’t worry, though, I’ll still get enough to be billed as “the healthiest urinary tract in education… Michael Geisen!”
I just fear that it will be like my freshman year at college when I vowed to eat Lucky Charms every morning for breakfast due to my impoverished upbringing on non-sugar cereals. I only lasted a week and a half. Hardly touched ‘em since.
(In case you're unfamiliar with what the heck I'm even talking about, here's 35 seconds of science animation to explain.)
Fly Alaskan and go with the free beer!
ReplyDeleteThey do usually have pretty decent beer. Not as good for you as cranberry juice, though. (Although my wife has informed me that I would need to drink gallons and gallons of the sweetened Cran-Apple they serve on the airlines to get the same effect as the more potent stuff. Probably wouldn't be worth it. But I'll try anyway.
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